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This is the 102nd song in the Key of Awesome series.

DescriptionEdit

Find out what the Weeknd does on the Weekdys.

CastEdit

ACTING:

  • Voltaire Wade Greene - The Weeknd
  • Paige Grimard - Fiancée
  • Courtney Ortiz - Waitress
  • Kristin Taylor - Club Girl #1
  • Meg Cupernall - Club Girl #2
  • Cara Alpert - Prom Girl
  • Mark Douglas - Granny

VOCALS:

  • Mark Douglas - The Weeknd

LyricsEdit

THE WEEKND

Ugh

Oy

Ow

Yo man I'm the world's worst Uber driver

Crashed the car and there were no survivors

I probably won't receive a five star rating

Makes me sing like a sad pouty baby

Now these girls will never make it to prom

Them bitches said my head looked like two pom poms

Turned around to yell, I lost control then

Flipped the car and now it has exploded

This song's about treating women like shit

And somehow it got past the feminists

It doesn't matter if it's sexist or un-PC that I treat girls like feces

Doesn't mean much if it's catchy

CLUB GIRL #1

That's my jam!

THE WEEKND

I only sing about cocaine and sex

It's R&B with freaky sound effects

I only call you at 5:30 which is early

So this part's not that creepy

Cause I'm punctual, that's the real me, yeah

This is just a role and I'm an actor

On the weeknds I work as a pastor

Me and my fiancée are quite boring

We go on nature walks then watch Our Stories

I just washed the dishes fore I saw you

I bought you a latte and some perfume

Let's go out to brunch and to a day spa

Then we'll go play Bingo with your grandma

GRANNY

Bingo!

THE WEEKND

But when I sing I have to call you bitch

Cause there's so many words that rhyme with bitch

Now every popstar is just bragging about f***ing

Cause we're dummies in our twenties

And we all have tattoo sleeves, yeah

I only call you when my car's on fire

Do you know how to change a burning tire?

I am like the next Marvin Gaye or MJ if they cursed more than Kanye

I can moonwalk on cocaine

Woo!

WATIRESS

It comes with fries, it comes with fries

Or a vegetable

Or a baked potato

THE WEEKEND

I'll have fries on the side

And we'll take the check

I've got a car to wreck

Goodbye honey, I have to go be The Weeknd

FIANCÉE

Oh, but it's only Tuesday, dear

(Both laugh)

THE WEEKND

Good one, muffin

THE WEEKND AND FIANCÉE

I can't feel my face when I'm with you

FIANCÉE

Oh, don't forget your cocaine, dear

VideoEdit

The Weeknd - The Hills PARODY! Key of Awesome 10204:25

The Weeknd - The Hills PARODY! Key of Awesome 102

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