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This is the 4th song in the Key of Unplugged series.

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The Chainsmokers seem to think it's possible to never get older...

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MARK

Hey

I just looked in the mirror and I noticed

That my face looks kind of gross

And I've gone grey

Wait

I was supposed to stay 23 forever

But I get more fat and bald everyday

I sound like a dumb jerk

Who doesn't understand how ageing works but

This vlogger on YouTube

Said if I make green juice and I don't eat gluten

I don't have to exercise

I forwarded the link to this guy

DOUG

Hi

MARK AND DOUG

That's why we are chainsmokers

And we always are hungover

Doesn't matter anymore

Just eat kale and flax granola

Buzzfeed said we'd be immortal

But my buddy has a cold

We look grosser than Ann Coulter

How come we are getting older?

Just play this over and over

This riff gives you an ear boner

JENNA

Dudes

Just cus you started eating okra

Don't mean you can be chainsmokers

MARK AND DOUG

But it's our name

JENNA

Wait

That doesn't mean you have to do it

Are you the Daniel Day Lewis of deejays?

MARK

I've abandoned my boy

JENNA

You guys should do a cleanse

I read all about it in a blog that's trending

Don't go gluten free

Unless you really have celiac disease

At least that's what I read online

Wait

Web MD just said I am dying

MARK AND JENNA

So maybe life is over

There's no stopping getting older

No use trying anymore

Smash my head in with a boulder

MIKE

Let me tempt you with an offer

To immortalize your souls

I can bite your head and shoulders

And you won't ever get older

Take some time to think it over

MARK, JENNA AND DOUG

We don't need to think it over

MIKE

Can I be in The Chainsmokers?

MARK, JENNA AND DOUG

Sure whatever

That sounds kosher

MIKE

So baby say aloha

To your selfies by the ocean

Can't go tanning anymore

But you won't get carcinoma

Say goodbye to your Coronas

And you'll have to pre record

Life with Kathie Lee and Hoda

It's all right here in the folder

MARK, JENNA AND DOUG

We ain't never getting sober

And we don't have to do yoga

MIKE

Yes, now I am a chainsmoker

Photoshop me in the poster

MARK, JENNA AND DOUG

We are pals like Fey and Poehler

You're the Scully to our Mulder

MIKE

Now let's jam, that is an order

Cus I play a mean recorder

Nice vamping

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Chainsmokers "Closer" Parody! The Key of Awesome UNPLUGGED!04:44

Chainsmokers "Closer" Parody! The Key of Awesome UNPLUGGED!

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