This is the 99th song in the Key of Awesome series.
Taylor Swift channels her petty rage into another pop gem.
- Taylor Swift - Sarah Gregory
We're really awkward assassins
We mostly care about fashion
Selena looks like an infant
Should we be letting her do stunts?
Here's the facts, you broke your back
In the future we have doctors who can rap
And I got a PHD from MIT, and several shiny plaques
Lena Dunham, that's my stogie give it back
I don't mean to criticize you, just like to notify you
That if you don't gain muscle tone or meat on your bones
We'll have to fire you
We need assassins with a passion for jackin' people up
Not a bunch of skinny white chicks who keep fixin' their makeup
Promoting gun violence while batting my eyelids is my new jam!
We're a division of Revlon
We test make up and weapons
And I'm besties with Dunham
Who likes to show her tattooed buns
Please put your pants back on
We have rules here at Revlon
Hey, there's Ellie Goulding
She should look where she's shooting
Remember when you bought this stupid whip?
And I advised you not to purchase it
'Cause it don't matter if it's see-through if they can still see you
Take it back to the invisible dealership and ask for a redo
We just look like we are floating in a sitting position
And the check engine light is on, check the invisi-transmission
'Cause an invisible car's no place for Kendrick Lamar
So let me out of it, please
Don't tell me you lost the invisible keys
My voice is grating, shrill and irritating
Just like two seals mating
I'm an eighty pound badass, so don't mess with my flat ass
You know I could've played Katniss
I'm a much better actress
I love feuding and trash talk
I'm a skinny white Tupac