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This is the 125th song in the Key of Awesome series.

Description Edit

We parodied Taylor Swift again in the hopes one day she’ll get mad enough to write a song about us. Let’s see if this one does the trick!

Cast Edit

ACTING:

  • Kelly Aston - Taylor Swift
  • Paige Grimard - Katy Perry
  • Noah Gouldsmith - Dancer #1
  • Chris Matesevac - Dancer #2

VOCALS:

  • Tatiana Owens - Taylor Swift

Lyrics Edit

TAYLOR

I'm not actually that mad

Our blood is not that bad

But it pays to exaggerate these petty high school feuds

You remember that one time

You cut in the lunch line?

No? Well neither do I

But I need to be pissed at you

I'm merciless but on the surface I act so demure

Time to admit I'm a pop music Cersei Lannister

Screw Katy Perry

I was barely ever friends with her

Got a pot that I love to stir

I don't think about you

That's why I wrote this tune

And made an epic video to show you I'm aloof

All of the things I do are calculated moves

That's why I'll never ever ever date non-famous dudes

You stole dancers from me

Who were yours originally

I wrote songs when I was 15 that had more maturity

KATY

Than this

TAYLOR

It's hard to keep a straight face when I say I don't love drama

Don't touch my ass cause I'll sue your ass and I'll take your dolla

Oh yeah you made this bish famous or so you claim

Don't know what you made but I made you insane

When I ask for a diet coke I want it with a lime

And don't make eye contact with me or you could lose an eye

I got my bitch pants on and I must say they fit me fine

Piss me off

Cause I need more rhymes

My new assistant June

You would think she was two

Last week this dipshit brought me miso soup without a spoon

I'm just playing with you

Your crying face is eww

Wipe off that snot before it drips on my new Jimmy Choo's

Why did my assistant try to sabotage me?

Unless she's secretly working for Katy

My shit list has gotten longer than War and Peace

My friend list is a post it note that says "Me"

Who would like to join me for an after shoot drink?

MAN

Oooh, my grandma died, ummm

WOMAN

I need 12 hours of sleep

TAYLOR

You have all inspired my upcoming LP

MAN

Really?

TAYLOR

It's about every piece of shit that crossed me

I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't crumb to the

Ah, shoot

I'm sorry, the phone Taylor can't crumb to the

Ahh! Why do I keep saying crumb?

Third time's a charm

I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't

DELIVERY MAN

Excuse me, I got a delivery for a Taylor Swift?

(Taylor screams)

DELIVERY MAN

Look what you made me do

TAYLOR

Crap! Well now I'm all alone

Who will pick up the phone?

And help me choose my next target to musically bemoan

My writing partner fled

I'll steal from Right Said Fred

I bet those one hit wonders aren't too sexy for a check

Video Edit

Taylor Swift "Look What You Made Me Do" PARODY! The Key of Awesome -12504:06

Taylor Swift "Look What You Made Me Do" PARODY! The Key of Awesome -125

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