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This is the 83rd song in the Key of Awesome series. It is also known as "I Keep Forgetting To Mis-Remember To Un-Forget The Title Of This Song".

Description Edit

Shakira finally uncovers the truth about her weird relationship with Rihanna, and her weird singing voice.

Lyrics Edit

SHAKIRA

I sing like a goat

The frog in my throat has lived there for years

And he makes me sing this way

I set up a bed down by the steps

So when I run downstairs, I don't crash and smash my head

I really have to pee now

But I cannot leave because I'm waiting for Rihanna

Where is that ho?

This is our girls night

I sent her an e-vite to have a slumber party, party at my house

Oh oh ooh oh oh

I'm very frio!

I keep forgetting to put clothes on

Rock and roll!

Guitar solo!

I had to start a band with no one

The evil throat froggy

He put a curse on me

Now I must live in this big house alone

Hey Rihanna! Where the hell are ya?

Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you

RIHANNA

Sorry I'm late

I was harassed at the gate

Your house is a maze

Don't know why you need all this space

We're smoking in bed

Bitchin' bout men

Our asses look great but we can't find a decent mate

It really makes me feel bad

Got issues with my dad

And it makes me date such assholes

SHAKIRA

Oh not again

Let's play a board game like Scattergories

And I will make us nachos, nachos

Where'd she go?

Hey Rihanna, I think I lost ya

RIHANNA

I took a wrong turn at the bathroom

SHAKIRA

Make a left!

RIHANNA

Hey Shakira, I cannot hear ya

SHAKIRA

Just stay put my butt will find your butt

Communicate with me

With ass telepathy

SHAKIRA AND RIHANNA

Now we're dry humping the dry wall

RIHANNA

Why can't I rebound from stupid Chris Brown?

SHAKIRA

You keep forgetting he's an ass clown

RIHANNA

I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd cheat on my taxes

And French kiss a frog for that boy

SHAKIRA

Really?

RIHANNA

I'd eat a fart sandwich

And lie down in traffic

SHAKIRA

He battered you like a nerf toy

I have a solution, a man substitution

Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?

Just reach down and kiss him

He'll become a prince and he won't treat you like a lapdog

RIHANNA

Ohh noo!

SHAKIRA

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Now the evil frog has cursed you

RIHANNA

What is that noise?

SHAKIRA

That's your new voice

And now I sound the way I used to sound

RIHANNA

How do I stop this hell?

This vocal prison cell

SHAKIRA

You have to pass the curse to someone else

Well this is goodbye

My hips don't lie!

RIHANNA

You kind of sound like Julie Andrews

SHAKIRA

Oh thank you

VideoEdit

Shakira - Can't Remember to Forget You ft03:30

Shakira - Can't Remember to Forget You ft. Rihanna PARODY! Key of Awesome 83

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