This is the 83rd song in the Key of Awesome series. It is also known as "I Keep Forgetting To Mis-Remember To Un-Forget The Title Of This Song".
Shakira finally uncovers the truth about her weird relationship with Rihanna, and her weird singing voice.
I sing like a goat
The frog in my throat has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way
I set up a bed down by the steps
So when I run downstairs, I don't crash and smash my head
I really have to pee now
But I cannot leave because I'm waiting for Rihanna
Where is that ho?
This is our girls night
I sent her an e-vite to have a slumber party, party at my house
Oh oh ooh oh oh
I'm very frio!
I keep forgetting to put clothes on
Rock and roll!
I had to start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
He put a curse on me
Now I must live in this big house alone
Hey Rihanna! Where the hell are ya?
Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you
Sorry I'm late
I was harassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don't know why you need all this space
We're smoking in bed
Bitchin' bout men
Our asses look great but we can't find a decent mate
It really makes me feel bad
Got issues with my dad
And it makes me date such assholes
Oh not again
Let's play a board game like Scattergories
And I will make us nachos, nachos
Where'd she go?
Hey Rihanna, I think I lost ya
I took a wrong turn at the bathroom
Make a left!
Hey Shakira, I cannot hear ya
Just stay put my butt will find your butt
Communicate with me
With ass telepathy
SHAKIRA AND RIHANNA
Now we're dry humping the dry wall
Why can't I rebound from stupid Chris Brown?
You keep forgetting he's an ass clown
I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd cheat on my taxes
And French kiss a frog for that boy
I'd eat a fart sandwich
And lie down in traffic
He battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution, a man substitution
Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
Just reach down and kiss him
He'll become a prince and he won't treat you like a lapdog
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Now the evil frog has cursed you
What is that noise?
That's your new voice
And now I sound the way I used to sound
How do I stop this hell?
This vocal prison cell
You have to pass the curse to someone else
Well this is goodbye
My hips don't lie!
You kind of sound like Julie Andrews
Oh thank you