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This is the 105th song in the Key of Awesome series.

DescriptionEdit

Santa teaches Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Rihanna, Elsa, Madonna, Sia, Adele, Kesha, Kanye West, Maddie, Katy Perry, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Avici, and Harry Potter the true meaning of Christmas!

LyricsEdit

DOUG, MARK AND ANASTASIA
Key of Awesome Christmas Party
Everybody's here, we're still alive

PITBULL
Pitbull always gets it started
¡Dale, Dale, Dale, 305!

SIA
Happy Holidays from Sia
Don't look at me
Look at my weird friend

JUSTIN
Christmas is a time for Bieber
Just like Jesus Christ I've come again

PITBULL
Sia come and get your freaky friend

RIHANNA
Season's greetings from Rihanna
Santa better have my money

REGGAE SHARK
Is da tree made out of ganja?
Cuz me wanna smoke da Christmas tree

MADONNA
You can't have Christmas without Madonna

RIHANNA
That would be true in the eh-eighties

ELSA
What the hell happened to Kesha?

KESHA
I can't make a song contractually

DR. LUKE
You just sang a line now pay the fee

HARRY, ZAYN AND NIALL
Zayn dropped out of One Direction

HARRY POTTER
But I can still play Harry Potter

TRUMP
I will win the next election
And I got a crush on my daughter

TAYLOR
I'm the Queen of 2015

KATY
You're a back stabber with sticks for arms

TAYLOR
You're just pissed cuz you're not trending

KATY
I'll run over you in my pink car

TAYLOR
I got you a special Christmas card

KANYE
Stop the hatin' tis the season
Christmas ain't about the things you buy
It's about the Baby Yeezus

BABY YEEZUS
I'm the greatest baby of all time

BEYONCE
Christmas is about Beyonce
Ohhhh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh

SANTA
All you a-holes have been naughty

RIHANNA
Santa better pay me what you owe

SANTA
Everybody's getting bags of coal
Look at you all, fighting for attention like two year olds
You should be ashamed of yourselves
There's only one person who's getting presents this year, and I think you know who that person is

TAYLOR
Gigi Hadid

BEYONCE
My baby, Blue!

KANYE
Caitlyn Jenner

KATY
Kitty Purry!

PITBULL
Lena Dunham!

KESHA
Jack Daniels!

TRUMP
The ghost of Ronald Reagan

MADONNA
Jean-Paul Gaultier

SANTA
Wrong!

ADELE
Adele, Adele
I am everything
I cure diseases whenever I sing
I was gone for a bit and everything went to shit
So the world called upon me to come and fix it

EVERYONE
Adele you're swell
We are under your spell

ADELE
I have saved Christmas by singing so well
Oi! Mate! Where's the bloody eggnog?
I've got a sitter for the baby and I wanna get pissed, mate!

SANTA
Maybe just sing, Adele
You kinda ruin it when you speak

VideoEdit

Key of Awesome Christmas Parody Spectacular - Key of Awesome 10503:43

Key of Awesome Christmas Parody Spectacular - Key of Awesome 105

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