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This is the 123rd song in the Key of Awesome series.

Description Edit

How many food puns can Katy Pear-y JAM into her latest muensterpiece?

Cast Edit

ACTING:

  • Paige Grimard - Katy Perry
  • Niguel Quinn - Quavo
  • Joshua Boone - Offset
  • Eric R. Williams - Takeoff
  • Andy Zou - Celeb Chef
  • Mark Douglas - Pop Chef Host 
  • Greg Murtha - Chef #1
  • Cara Alpert - Chef #2
  • Ethan Podell - Chef #3

VOCALS:

  • Tatiana Owens - Katy Perry
  • Niguel Quinn - Quavo
  • Mark Douglas - Takeoff and Offset

Lyrics Edit

QUAVO

Katy Perry

Migos

Who's worse?

You decide

Music is dead!

KATY

I'm wrapped up like a chew toy

I'm still singing 'bout boys

Well into my thirties

This is my most cringeworthy phase

Blue balls or blue apron?

This song isn't well done

It's my third crappiest one after

'Swish Swish' and 'Ur So Gay'

Real songs

Me not makin' faces

Is rarer than tartare

When it comes to subtle tea

I'm the culinary Jar Jar

Is this a tasty video?

Or a tasteless food porno?

I'm the Pillsbury dough ho

Hoo hooo

You know you love

My hot doughy butt

You'll bust a doughnut

When I'm inside you

CHEF

Huh?

KATY

More wordplay

Yes you knead this song

I'm like Stretch Armstrong

Feast on my toe-fu

CHEF

Is this supposed to be sexy?

KATY

I need to be de-floured

My clam needs your chowder

Your filthy brain needs a shower

'Cause I'm not cursing technically

Gonna "f**k" your "banana"

If you get what I'm after

You would think I ate Nebraska

Because my shit is so corny

I'm the real Slim Shady

POP CHEF HOST

Welcome back to Pop Chef

Let's see what our judges have to say

QUAVO

Katy must be high

Or has she lost her mind?

Usin' too much damn cheese

You could've used more thyme

TAKEOFF

The sexy piece of candy has matured

Into a horny foodie connoisseur

She told me this was kobe but it's tripe

But I have to say the melons do look ripe

MIGOS

Points!

OFFSET

I prefer a Katy Perry ballad

That's about it

The missing ingredient was talent

Now she wildin'

And tryin' to be a female DJ Khaled

And her Justin Bieber haircut disagrees with my palette

QUAVO

Thumbs down

Not impressed

Surprised you didn't steal Lady Gaga's meat dress

Has anybody seen our waitress?

No?

MIGOS

'Cause Migos needs separate checks

QUAVO

I'll call the chauffeur

This thing doesn't work

KATY

Now I'm super hungry

I guess I could just eat me

Besides who really needs feet

This song is all over the place

Made too many food puns

I've got food pun poisonin'

Where's the vomitorium?

Oh god

I'm even sick of me

Video Edit

Katy Perry "Bon Appétit" ft03:23

Katy Perry "Bon Appétit" ft. Migos PARODY! The Key of Awesome -123

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