This is the 31st song in the Key of Awesome series.
Description[]
Katy Perry Firework Parody: This was a HARD video to make :)
Cast[]
- Kelli Mandruk - Katy Perry
Lyrics[]
KATY
Have you ever had an uninvited guest?
Why did you wear sweatpants the day she wore that dress?
You put a book on it, your woody wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache
Zipper's about to break
You're using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
Listen and listen good
Don' t cover up your wood
A woody never should ever have to be caged or blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop like a Jack-in-the-box
Show 'em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
Make 'em scream "oh my god"
As you shock 'em with your lightning rod
Baby, let your mojo rise
It doesn't matter what the size
You don't have to feel ashamed
Like Miley, it just can't be tamed
Boing boing boing
Even bigger than a Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
Sometimes it can be annoying, 'noying, 'noying
But now your confidence is gro-ow-ing
Put your package on display
Even if they scream and run away
You're the jockey of your one-eyed horse
I'm talking 'bout your dong, of course
Someday when you're old and bored
You'll wish that you had shown it more
It's the reason that the world was born
Every girl believes in unicorns
Doing, ding, dong
Someday random chubbies will be gone
Doing, ding, dong
Can't believe I wrote a whole schlong song
