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This is the 85th song in the Key of Awesome series.

Description Edit

Katy Perry wrote a whole song called Dark Horse without actually knowing what the expression "dark horse" means, but Juicy J and a friendly Sphinx are here to give her an English lesson.

Lyrics Edit

Oh no.

JUICY J (Spoken)

These lyrics are wack!

Dark horse means an unknown challenger who comes from behind in a competition, yo!

It don't mean having magical powers or have anything to do with ancient Egypt

Didn't anybody proofread this?

Whatever

Juicy J

Katy Perry

Let's get paid!

KATY

I'm really smart

I know about histories

This work of art is a documentary

John Mayer is a jerk who lied to me

He's not a Mayor of anything

I am a witchy dark horse

SPHINX  

You don't understand metaphors 

Katy

Yes I do

It's what happens when you metamorph

I took a course in Wordometry

Baby you could be my locksmith 

'Cause having "safe sex" is what I'm all about  

But if you ever try to milk me 

I'll chew and spit you out just like a mad cow 

SPHINX

Nope

KATY

I'll make you quake and cower

SPHINX (Spoken)

Where is she going with this?

KATY

By using my horsepower

SPHINX

Wrong! F! 

KATY

I get condoms from a trojan horse 

SPHINX (Spoken)

Can someone explain all the horse expressions to her?

JUICY J

(Spoken) I can help with that

Uh!

A rocking horse

That's for a kid

A talking horse

That's Mr. Ed

MR. ED

Wilbur

JUICY J

Be careful

Stretch after exercise

Or you could get a charley horse that cramps up both your thighs

Don't put the cart before the horse or you'll do things out of order

When you think it's the same but turns out different

That's a horse of another colour

A one-horse town has a small population

If you hold your horses in music that is called a retardation

Miley's already working with Nelly

Justin got Jay-Z

And if Gaga wasn't with R. Kelly

I'd change horses mid-stream

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think

KATY

The rest of you can get the F out

I don't even care what a 'meta' is for

I think I should end this song now

I don't want to flog it like a dead horse

SPHINX

Wait! You finally got one right!

A+!

My heart of stone's filled with pride

Gold star!

KATY

I see the light at the end of... the horse?

SPHINX

Yeah that's close enough

VideoEdit

Katy Perry - Dark Horse PARODY Key of Awesome 8502:59

Katy Perry - Dark Horse PARODY Key of Awesome 85

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