This is the 37th song in the Key of Awesome series.
Pitbull wants on the floor, but first he'll have to get in the door!
My name ain't on the list
Come down and tell 'em I'm with you
It's a new infestation
This is Wow Wow Wubbzy
Of Bridge and tunnel people
Get off the floor, drunky
Lay on your side, dummy
Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags
In the soul destroying line at the club
PITBULL I'm confused
And I don't really know when I get off the train which exit to use
Drives me insane, they all look the same, which one do I choose?
My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes
I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed, now I got a big bruise
What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse?
Ple-ple-ple-ple-please check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend, Dolly
If you ain't fabulous, you will be ignored
When dancing, be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in aisle four
Point and laugh at the poor
They can't get in the door
PITBULL AND JENNIFER
Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up
Leave your dignity and shame at the door
Squeeze your size ten butt into a size four
So many tools here it's like a hardware store
PITBULL AND JENNIFER
The roofies, the Guidos, dancin' like they're spastic
The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment
Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club
Pick up your phone, J-Lo
It's Pitbull again
Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club
Not if I don't get inside, I won't
I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor
Yo, true that
I can hear that badonkadonk from outside
La la la la, I don't feel like writing lyrics anymore
Fa la la la la la
This is whack son, I'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't askin' for permission son, I insist
Ahh, dude, you're breakin' my wrist
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, that hurts
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt?
I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover
Fine, you win, I'll pay the cover
I finally got inside, now it's time to the booty slap
This is the last call for alcohol, y'all
The night is over, it's time for me to go and take a nap
¿J-Lo Que paso?
I'm outside para tres horas en la linea
Esta muy frio alla
¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?