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This is the 37th song in the Key of Awesome series.

DescriptionEdit

Pitbull wants on the floor, but first he'll have to get in the door!

LyricsEdit

PITBULL

J-Lo

My name ain't on the list

Come down and tell 'em I'm with you

JENNIFER

It's a new infestation

PITBULL

This is Wow Wow Wubbzy

JENNIFER

Of Bridge and tunnel people

PITBULL

Get off the floor, drunky

Lay on your side, dummy

JENNIFER

Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags

In the soul destroying line at the club

PITBULL I'm confused

And I don't really know when I get off the train which exit to use

Drives me insane, they all look the same, which one do I choose?

My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes

I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed, now I got a big bruise

What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse?

Damn

Ple-ple-ple-ple-please check the list again

I gotta go meet my friend, Dolly

JENNIFER

If you ain't fabulous, you will be ignored

When dancing, be aware of people with sores

I think we need a clean up in aisle four

Point and laugh at the poor

They can't get in the door

PITBULL AND JENNIFER

Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up

JENNIFER

Leave your dignity and shame at the door

Squeeze your size ten butt into a size four

So many tools here it's like a hardware store

PITBULL AND JENNIFER

The roofies, the Guidos, dancin' like they're spastic

The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment

PITBULL

Dali

JENNIFER

Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club

PITBULL

Pick up your phone, J-Lo

It's Pitbull again

Llámame

JENNIFER

Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club

PITBULL

Not if I don't get inside, I won't

Dalai

JENNIFER

I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor

PITBULL

Yo, true that

I can hear that badonkadonk from outside

JENNIFER

La la la la, I don't feel like writing lyrics anymore

Fa la la la la la

PITBULLL

This is whack son, I'm getting pissed

I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist

I ain't askin' for permission son, I insist

Ahh, dude, you're breakin' my wrist

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, that hurts

Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt?

I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover

Fine, you win, I'll pay the cover

I finally got inside, now it's time to the booty slap

BARTENDER

This is the last call for alcohol, y'all

PITBULL

Say what?!

JENNIFER

The night is over, it's time for me to go and take a nap

PITBULL

¿J-Lo Que paso?

I'm outside para tres horas en la linea

Esta muy frio alla

¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?

VideoEdit

Jennifer Lopez On The Floor ft03:36

Jennifer Lopez On The Floor ft. Pitbull PARODY! - Key of Awesome 37!!

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