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This is the 94th song in the Key of Awesome series

Description Edit

Thought you heard every version of the Hanging Tree? Well get ready for The Hanging Tree Key of Awesome!

Cast Edit

Katniss Everdeen/Jennifer Lawrence - Kristin Taylor

Lorde - Kristen Brancaccio

Lyrics Edit

JENNIFER

All you, all you gullible pre-teens

You'll buy any crap if it involves me

This song is on the charts and I can barely sing

I won an Oscar

Give me a Grammy

Are you, are you looking at the screen?

They made four movies

You just needed three

They Peter Jackson-ed it and stretched it out

Cha-ching

Cus young adults run the economy

EVIL FILM CORP

We ripped you off

We work behind the scenes

You wanted more Katniss

We want your money

Just like the Capitol

Now that's some irony

Now let's repackage this track with a beat

JENNIFER

Do you, do you have a lozenge for me?

My voice is so hoarse

I'm really struggling

Could someone tag me out or bring me some hot tea?

Cus I've never sung professionally

LORDE

I'm Lorde, I'm bored

And I also can't sing

But my producer fixes it for me

I am a role model because I'm not trashy

I may sound drunk, but I have dignity

JENNIFER AND LORDE

We are the last hope for humanity

We both are talented marginally

Compared to Kardashians, Miley and Nicki

We're the closest things that you could call "classy"

PARENTS

Yes, you and you are family friendly

You don't show your ass

JENNIFER

Not intentionally

I curse and fart a lot

JENNIFER AND LORDE

And sometimes on TV

But we're J-Lorde

The hero Gotham needs

KIM JONG UN

This is a pirate transmission from North Korea

I'm Un, I ruined your stoner comedy

Now I'll do the same to Hunger Games part three and a half

And did you know President Snow is my homie?

UN AND SNOW

We're going to kill your movie industry

KIM JONG UN

Except for the Kevin Hart movies, those are the best

Kim Jong out!

Back to work!

VideoEdit

Hanging Tree PARODY! Key of Awesome 9403:55

Hanging Tree PARODY! Key of Awesome 94

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