Alexander Hamilton Parody - Hillary Rodham Clinton

This is the 114th song in the Key of Awesome series.

Description

We put a Hamil-ton of work into this parody. We hope you like it.

Cast

ACTING:

• Mike Birch - Donald Trump
• Richard Bergman - Bernie Sanders
• Mark Douglas - Bill Clinton
• Anthony DeVito - Tim Kaine
• Dion Flynn - Barack Obama
• Kate Maloy - Hillary Clinton
• Zoie Morris - Michelle Obama
• Will Nunziata - Ken Bone
• Meg Cupernall - Melania Trump
• Greg Murtha - Wardrobe Assistant
• Mitch Lewis - Hipster

VOCALS:

• Mark Douglas - Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, Bill Clinton, Tim Kaine, Hipster
• Dion Flynn - Barack Obama
• Tatiana Owens - Michelle Obama, Chorus
• Cara Samantha - Hillary Clinton, Melania Trump, Chorus
• Doug Larsen - Chorus

Lyrics

DONALD

How does a moon-faced schemer

Wife of a cheater

Elected to the New York Senate then end up in the Cabinet of her former nemesis

A President she ran against

I like to speak in yuge run-on sentences

BERNIE

As First Lady, she fought daily for kids and babies

I once called her shady but I was just campaigning

I don't mean to be flaky

And look, I'm not saying she's ideal

But at least she's not orange, racist and rapey

BILL

When Hillary campaigns, she never takes a break or complains

And it's insane that people still support this buttmunch

This guy's worrying cause if he wins he'll have to do stuff

He'll have to answer for the facts and figured that he "Trumped up"

TIM

Then a running mate came in the form of Tim Kaine

Our gal saw her numbers stay basically the same

Swell!

I'm just here to say whatever you need me to say

I may have a few suggestions though

BILL

Just stay out of the way

TIM

Okay

BARACK

Then the word got around

They said, Bernie could be our man

A Jewish socialist who's mad legit and talks with his hands

In the primaries, she broke Bernie across her knee like Bane

And you already know her name

What's your name, ma'am?

HILLARY

Hillary Rodham Clinton

DONALD

She should be in prison

HILLARY

I'm here to save us from Armageddon

DONALD

You're Armageddon

HILLARY

I just have to get past this piece of dung

DONALD

That's rude

HILLARY

Waste of space

Orange disgrace

MICHELLE

And how much more evidence must we get on this prick

To get his advocates to admit that their candidate is unfit

To sit in this oval office

CHORUS

If you're undecided you're a fracking idiot

MELANIA

I married the Donald, the Donald is very normal guy

We are not deplorable and I don't never plagarize

I'm telling him, Donald, you must watching what you say

Especially when you're wearing microphone, okay?

DONALD

I can do what I want to women cause I'm rich

I can just kiss them

Then I grab them by the pussy and the tush

But I respect them

Wait a second

That was just some "locker room talk"

Just normal bros joking about sexual assault

I barely even have sex, my wife won't even do me

Her husband really does the stuff I brag about doing

But when I'm President, I'll bang so many Hamil-tens

I'm here to make America white, I mean, great again

CHORUS

Not another old white man

HILLARY

I can't wait

DONALD

I'm not white, I'm super tan

HILLARY

I can taste it

CHORUS

The GOP's in the shit can

HILLARY

I'm Hillary!

CHORUS

Hillary!

TIM

And I'm Tim Kaine!

CHORUS

Hillary Rodham Clinton

DONALD

She's gonna take all of your guns

CHORUS

I guess you're the best that we can do

BERNIE

At least she pays her taxes!

CHORUS

We know you'll make us proud

You shouldn't be allowed online

No!!!

Hillary Rodham Clinton

DONALD

She'll let in all the Mexicans

CHORUS

We'll just print out your e-mails for you

Afterwards we'll shred them

You've been called every sexist name

BILL

And you know that I feel your pain

CHORUS

Let's flush this orange turd down the drain

Woah!

MICHELLE

There's morons in the voting booths

See if you can stop 'em

HILLARY

It's my place

BERNIE

Another idiot just voted for the Donald

DONALD

I'm so great

HIPSTER

I did it just to watch this lame two-party system topple

BERNIE AND BARACK

We made nice with her

DONALD

She's a yuge loser

MICHELLE

Hashtag I'm with her

MELANIA

Hashtag I'm with her

BILL

Me?

I'm the damned fool that couldn't keep it in his pants

Ow! I deserved that

CHORUS

She's a badass bitch who gets it done

We could do worse!

DONALD

So who you voting for?

CHORUS

Hillary Rodham Clinton!

DONALD

Wait what?

This whole song was rigged

Video

Hamilton PARODY - Hillary Rodham Clinton! The Key of Awesome 114