This is the 102nd song in the Key of Awesome series.
Description[]
Find out what the Weeknd does on the Weekdys.
Cast[]
ACTING:
- Voltaire Wade Greene - The Weeknd
- Paige Grimard - Fiancée
- Courtney Ortiz - Waitress
- Kristin Taylor - Club Girl #1
- Meg Cupernall - Club Girl #2
- Cara Alpert - Prom Girl
- Mark Douglas - Granny
VOCALS:
- Mark Douglas - The Weeknd
Lyrics[]
THE WEEKEND
Ugh
Oy
Ow
Yo man I'm the world's worst Uber driver
Crashed the car and there were no survivors
I probably won't receive a five star rating
Makes me sing like a sad pouty baby
Now these girls will never make it to prom
Them bitches said my head looked like two pom poms
Turned around to yell, I lost control then
Flipped the car and now it has exploded
This song's about treating women like shit
And somehow it got past the feminists
It doesn't matter if it's sexist or un-PC that I treat girls like feces
Doesn't mean much if it's catchy
CLUB GIRL #1
That's my jam!
THE WEEKND
I only sing about cocaine and sex
It's R&B with freaky sound effects
I only call you at 5:30 which is early
So this part's not that creepy
Cause I'm punctual, that's the real me, yeah
This is just a role and I'm an actor
On the weeknds I work as a pastor
Me and my fiancée are quite boring
We go on nature walks then watch Our Stories
I just washed the dishes fore I saw you
I bought you a latte and some perfume
Let's go out to brunch and to a day spa
Then we'll go play Bingo with your grandma
GRANNY
Bingo!
THE WEEKND
But when I sing I have to call you bitch
Cause there's so many words that rhyme with bitch
Now every popstar is just bragging about f***ing
Cause we're dummies in our twenties
And we all have tattoo sleeves, yeah
I only call you when my car's on fire
Do you know how to change a burning tire?
I am like the next Marvin Gaye or MJ if they cursed more than Kanye
I can moonwalk on cocaine
Woo!
WATIRESS
It comes with fries, it comes with fries
Or a vegetable
Or a baked potato
THE WEEKEND
I'll have fries on the side
And we'll take the check
I've got a car to wreck
Goodbye honey, I have to go be The Weeknd
FIANCÉE
Oh, but it's only Tuesday, dear
(Both laugh)
THE WEEKND
Good one, muffin
THE WEEKND AND FIANCÉE
I can't feel my face when I'm with you
FIANCÉE
Oh, don't forget your cocaine, dear
