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|title||Taylor Swift Fifteen? No, Fifty: Key of Awesome #15|
|published||March 2, 2010|
|Keywords||Taylor Swift, Fifteen, funny, music, video, parody, mine, Love, Story, Key Of Awesome, Kanye West, Beyonce, BarelyDigital, MarkDouglas|
|description||Watch Behind the Scenes!
Taylor Swift is reaching out to a broader audience! After the success of her song "Fifteen" she uses her vast knowledge of the human condition to capture what its like to be a middle aged man.
Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Vocals by Sophie Dupin [ www.myspace.com/sophiedupin ]
Fifty You walk into the office and pull yourself together For a meeting with your a-hole boss He tells you that youre fired, but he calls it retired He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs
You start screaming like a fool You trash your cubicle And they have to call security
You see a hot girl by the curb And you try to flirt with her But she thinks you need help crossing the street
When youre fifty Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor
Now your livers destroyed and youve got hemorrhoids And you can barely get it up anymore
MIKE Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift?
TAYLOR Youre kids think youre lame and they cant hide their shame When youre with them in public place And your wife can hardly stand you she always reprimands you And your son calls you a douchebag to your face
And then youve finally had enough You say, son you think youre tough? You think that you can whoop your dad?
Hes says, No Id rather not. You say, gimme your best shot. And then he kicks you in the nads
When your 50
MIKE Hey shut up! Ill sing a verse your stupid song? Youve got squinty little eyes, and you sound crappy live Kanye was drunk but he wasnt wrong
And you sucked on the Grammys [Taylor Swift starts to cry.]
MIKE Im sorry Taylor Swift. Im just going through a rough time. That was uncalled for. Youre very talented.
[She kicks him in the nuts and runs off with the butterflies and birds]
MIKE Ahhhh! Somebody get me the hell out of this enchanted forest.
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