This is the 94th song in the Key of Awesome series
Description[]
Thought you heard every version of the Hanging Tree? Well get ready for The Hanging Tree Key of Awesome!
Cast[]
Katniss Everdeen/Jennifer Lawrence - Kristin Taylor
Lorde - Kristen Brancaccio
Lyrics[]
JENNIFER
All you, all you gullible pre-teens
You'll buy any crap if it involves me
This song is on the charts and I can barely sing
I won an Oscar
Give me a Grammy
Are you, are you looking at the screen?
They made four movies
You just needed three
They Peter Jackson-ed it and stretched it out
Cha-ching
Cus young adults run the economy
EVIL FILM CORP
We ripped you off
We work behind the scenes
You wanted more Katniss
We want your money
Just like the Capitol
Now that's some irony
Now let's repackage this track with a beat
JENNIFER
Do you, do you have a lozenge for me?
My voice is so hoarse
I'm really struggling
Could someone tag me out or bring me some hot tea?
Cus I've never sung professionally
LORDE
I'm Lorde, I'm bored
And I also can't sing
But my producer fixes it for me
I am a role model because I'm not trashy
I may sound drunk, but I have dignity
JENNIFER AND LORDE
We are the last hope for humanity
We both are talented marginally
Compared to Kardashians, Miley and Nicki
We're the closest things that you could call "classy"
PARENTS
Yes, you and you are family friendly
You don't show your ass
JENNIFER
Not intentionally
I curse and fart a lot
JENNIFER AND LORDE
And sometimes on TV
But we're J-Lorde
The hero Gotham needs
KIM JONG UN
This is a pirate transmission from North Korea
I'm Un, I ruined your stoner comedy
Now I'll do the same to Hunger Games part three and a half
And did you know President Snow is my homie?
UN AND SNOW
We're going to kill your movie industry
KIM JONG UN
Except for the Kevin Hart movies, those are the best
Kim Jong out!
Back to work!