This is the 110th song in the Key of Awesome series.
Description[]
Adele is TOTALLY over getting back at her exes in break up songs...
Lyrics[]
ADELE
(Spoken) Hey producer person, can you put in some of me talking at the beginning so it seems like I was involved with the production of the song?
Even though you were dickweed
Not gonna drag your name through the mud
That's the old me
I'm not petty
Haha I'm just kidding!
Got you chained up in my basement
Hallucinogens should be kicking in shortly
Soon you'll be seeing several of me
I'm chopping you up
It's what happens to schmucks who f**k with me
BOYFRIEND
Ahhh!
ADELE
Now I'll send your thumb to your new lover
What's her address?
BOYFRIEND
Oh please God no!
ADELE
Is that a road?
Quit screaming or you'll get the hose
Severed toes sent to your mother
Don't want ransom
I'll never move on
Obey my dog!
I bet your mother still likes this song
BOYFRIEND'S MOTHER
(Spoken) This is catchy!
That Adele is so wonderful and real, shame on you for dumping her!
Serves you right!
ADELE
Put the lotion in the basket or I'll chase you with an axe
Here's Johnny!
You know, like that movie?
Silence of the Shining
Now I'll do a fun impression
Look, I'm Vishnu!
That was good, clap now!
BOYFRIEND
Owwwww
ADELE
Loud!
JIGSAWDELE
Did someone call a party clown?
I'm Jigsawdele
I just flew in from Hell
ADELE AND JIGSAWDELE
Cause we're besties
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Don't be afraid, we're both doctors
JIGSAWDELE
Take your shot sir
ADELE
Replaced your toes with Go Pros
Now I can monitor wherever you go
JIGSAWDELE
I put a key behind your eyeball
Fish it out and we'll let you go
But hurry bro
The time on the clock is running low
ADELE AND JIGSAWDELE
Get that head key
Set yourself free
Could get messy
BOYFRIEND
Here's your damn key!
ADELE
It's still ticking
What does that mean?
Cut the wiring!
JIGSAWDELE
Black, red or green?
ADELE
I guess we're all going to explode
