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This is the 117th song in the Key of Awesome series.

Description Edit

Ed Sheeran attempts to woo his boxing coach by focusing entirely on her body.

Cast Edit

  • Steve Conroy - Ed Sheeran
  • Yaya Williams - Boxer Girl
  • Viet Vo - Sumo Wrestler
  • Jonathan Ercolino - Boxer Guy 1
  • Ray Cuadrado - Boxer Guy 2
  • Mark Douglas - Ed's Trainer

Lyrics Edit

ED

Guitar isn't the best way to write a banger

So a Sia track is what I stole

All that you need is a simple xylophone and a little bit of reggaeton

And this video concept is me and this hot chick

We're boxing and snogging in track pants

But it's sort of disjointed and misses the point when the lyrics and the shot don't match

Like if I sang

Now we're eating Chinese food

And we're skydiving nude with Katy Perry

But we sat here drinking tea

You'd say, "What's even happening?"

Tattoos

Snogging

Boxing moves

Don't hit me face or any place I've been inked

I'm sick of all this training

I've gotta tell you something, it's true

I'm in love with the parts on you

Specifically your butt cheeks and boobs

I guess your face will have to do

BOXER GIRL

Hey!

ED

It's attached to dat body

That reaction was quite rude

No big deal, I still feel your boobs

Even though you broke my heart, my nose and tooth

I wanna marry dat booty

Ooh ahh ohh ahh err ahh ohh why?!

Hey no fair, that's karate

Oh my, you just broke my whole thigh

But it's kind of erotic

Oh, you almost poked out my eye

This is not proper boxing

Sorry baby if I made you feel reduced

I just forgot there's a face on you

One week later, I forgive your behavior

And I'm finally able to walk

Well I'm still kinda iffy on just why you hit me

But I'm still in love with your box(ing skills)

Most girls swoon when they hear me croon about how much I love their tasty cakes

Ow!

Why did you smack me?

I just said I'm attracted to everything that isn't your face

Bollocks!

You detached my retinas

Some girls give head but you give head injuries

I found another lady

This is Sandy, she supports me

She's tall, solid, firm and tough

Gives me no guff, her love is everlasting

Come on let's go Sandy

I can't ever get her to leave the gym

I'm in love with this white girl too

She's always hot, wet and in the mood

Dries my tears when I'm feeling blue

But she smells kinda funky

And I can always replace you

I've got this bird that models swimsuits

Every day I pick her up and we go screw

She's got such a hard body

BOXER GIRL

You've completely lost your damn mind

ED

I'm okay I can manage

A E I O U sometimes Y

See, my dain isn't bramaged

BOXER GIRL

Wait let me give something a try

ED

Why's this mannequin on me?

Wait I think you fixed my brain

It feels brand new

I'm in love with the whole of you

Get it? The whole of you

The hole of you

Haha

BOXER GIRL

Yeah, you're better

I'm an actor, not your boo

Wasn't paid to take your abuse

Let's get the last scene of this shoot

ED

What is it? I've forgotten

BOXER GIRL

You have to fight that sumo dude

ED

Who came up with this concept?

BOXER GIRL

You!

ED

What the hell does any of this have to do

With a song called The Shape of You?

Ahh!

VideoEdit

Ed Sheeran - Shape of You PARODY! The Key of Awesome 11704:41

Ed Sheeran - Shape of You PARODY! The Key of Awesome 117

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