Key of Awesome #47
Adele's ex-boyfriend REVEALED! LYRICS: ("Adele")
I wrote another song about Me wanker ex he's a worthless lout
His name is Timothy Matthews He lives on 5 Rubbish Road flat number 22
Please harass his ass on Facebook till he loses all his marbles If you see him on the street you should kick him in the yarbles Push him down the stairs and pull him up by his nostrils
Did I mention He has herpes (and warts)
I'll never stop talkin' shite about you I wish nothing but, arse worms for Tim Matthews If you cross me You're dead I'll hide under your bed Next time you check the mail You'll find your new girlfriend's head
(Timothy Matthews) (speaking) Stop right there Adele. Dont sing another bloody word. You've lost the plot haven't you? Two can play at this game. Keep playin you poof.
Singing)
Adele's got bipolar disorder She's an angry drunk and a kitten hoarder.
She left out the verse where she cheated on me With all her roadies and Mr. Bean
I always brought you flowers and said bless you when you sneezed You yelled at me in public, burped and farted as you pleased
You offered me some lovin Then you gave me a dutch oven And you kicked my arse on Christmas
Everyone of your songs is untrue I caught herpes and willy warts from you Children tell me to drop dead They throw milkshakes at me head Even the Queen once said, F*** you Adele's boyfriend
("Adele")
Nevermind all that stuff about Tim Matthews.
Instead lets focus on Neal Kent from primary school
Cuz he used to kick my chair Then he put glue in my hair
He called me a cabbage head Lets ruin his life instead I don't know why I have such rotton luck with men.